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mike
Dinosaur
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 02 May 2007 : 3:46:48 PM
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Liverpool is, allegedly, the centrepiece of the UK's Ecology drive.. It has the highest percentage of unleaded church roofs in the country
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Ankhsy
Homosapien
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03 May 2007 : 3:50:17 PM
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It took me a while...but I think I understand it.
"We are Starfleet Officers, weird is part of the job."
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AndyCanty
Homosapien
United Kingdom
6609 Posts |
Posted - 03 May 2007 : 4:40:58 PM
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Yeah I worked it out while dodging tumbleweed 
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If all the worlds a stage?
Where's my script???
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Parmenion
Homosapien
United Kingdom
13792 Posts |
Posted - 24 May 2007 : 2:07:28 PM
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Centurion Parmenion
LASCIATE OGNE SPERANZA, VOI CH'INTRATE
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Benreturns
Small mammal
United Kingdom
601 Posts |
Posted - 24 May 2007 : 3:10:13 PM
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haha, good joke, and good mag cover!
We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be, detested in France. |
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Benreturns
Small mammal
United Kingdom
601 Posts |
Posted - 24 May 2007 : 3:10:29 PM
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(bloody brilliant)
We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be, detested in France. |
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Nísia
Small mammal
Portugal
647 Posts |
Posted - 24 May 2007 : 10:17:48 PM
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I love the pic on right top! LOOOOOOOL
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mike
Dinosaur
United Kingdom
298 Posts |
Posted - 25 May 2007 : 3:20:44 PM
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I've heard that Norwich has the most stable population in the UK. Apparently, every time a woman gets pregnant a man leaves town.
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Ankhsy
Homosapien
United Kingdom
6986 Posts |
Posted - 26 May 2007 : 4:39:07 PM
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I don't get this.......something obviously lost in translation. 
"We are Starfleet Officers, weird is part of the job."
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Ankhsy
Homosapien
United Kingdom
6986 Posts |
Posted - 26 May 2007 : 6:15:42 PM
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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, About 2 hours." The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How >long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, About an hour and half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves ?" Bob looked up, tears in his eyes and said,
"Your house."
"We are Starfleet Officers, weird is part of the job."
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