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mike
Dinosaur
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 30 May 2007 : 8:30:57 PM
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Who's going to watch Big Brother?
My wife is downstairs asking me to watch it with her even if it's just to see their grovelling apology, but I'm thinking of alternatives.
I think the following would be more enjoyable:
Run myself through a bacon slicer.
Swallow a shotgun.
Have an enema with battery acid.
Open a vein.
Change a baby's nappy with my teeth.
Pull out my own fingernails.
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Ankhsy
Homosapien
United Kingdom
6986 Posts |
Posted - 30 May 2007 : 8:31:49 PM
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Never have, never will.
"We are Starfleet Officers, weird is part of the job."
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mike
Dinosaur
United Kingdom
298 Posts |
Posted - 30 May 2007 : 8:33:50 PM
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Go on Ankhsy, they say you should try anything once (except incest and folk dancing). |
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John Prigent
Homosapien
United Kingdom
8364 Posts |
Posted - 30 May 2007 : 9:16:59 PM
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I wouldn't watch Big Brother if you paid me a very large sum in advance.
Cheers
John
Captain, Star Fleet
"to boldly split infinitives that no man (or woman) has split before" |
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mike
Dinosaur
United Kingdom
298 Posts |
Posted - 30 May 2007 : 9:24:45 PM
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But you'd go folk dancing, would you John? |
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Parmenion
Homosapien
United Kingdom
13792 Posts |
Posted - 31 May 2007 : 09:10:45 AM
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quote:
Run myself through a bacon slicer.
Swallow a shotgun.
Have an enema with battery acid.
Open a vein.
Change a baby's nappy with my teeth.
Pull out my own fingernails
flay myself and roll in salt
poke my eyes out with a very blunt stick
apply a drill to my frontal lobe
Centurion Parmenion
LASCIATE OGNE SPERANZA, VOI CH'INTRATE
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Simon Scarrow
Small mammal
Uruguay
764 Posts |
Posted - 31 May 2007 : 10:37:37 AM
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| Bacon slicer, definitely. |
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Manu21
Ape
United Kingdom
877 Posts |
Posted - 31 May 2007 : 11:37:03 AM
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i think it's just sad, it would be much more fun top lock up your own family and watch them , then watching celebity wanna be's
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Ankhsy
Homosapien
United Kingdom
6986 Posts |
Posted - 01 June 2007 : 2:59:08 PM
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If I was threatened with folk dancing and folk singing....maybe, just maybe.......
"We are Starfleet Officers, weird is part of the job."
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Graeme Canty
Homosapien
United Kingdom
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Benreturns
Small mammal
United Kingdom
601 Posts |
Posted - 01 June 2007 : 9:14:59 PM
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yea, I agree
We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be, detested in France. |
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Mace
Small mammal
United Kingdom
580 Posts |
Posted - 02 June 2007 : 7:10:42 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Ankhsy
If I was threatened with folk dancing and folk singing....maybe, just maybe.......
I like folk dancing.
I've never beena fan, or admirer, or Big Bro. But gotta admit, I've seen bits and pices of other series.
I don'y hate it, loathe it, or pay it any other attention. It's just another TV prgramme. If people didn't have any opinion on it, the whole thing would die off.
If you REALLY hate it, don't talk about it. |
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John Prigent
Homosapien
United Kingdom
8364 Posts |
Posted - 02 June 2007 : 7:21:51 PM
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I must say that I like to watch Morris dancers. An ancient English tradition!
Cheers
John
Captain, Star Fleet
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Parmenion
Homosapien
United Kingdom
13792 Posts |
Posted - 03 June 2007 : 2:50:35 PM
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oh john....reaaallllyyy... i grew up with them in oxford, may morning was a very traditional time in quarry with story tellers etc...but morris dancers...really...they are just soooo silly.
Centurion Parmenion
LASCIATE OGNE SPERANZA, VOI CH'INTRATE
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mike
Dinosaur
United Kingdom
298 Posts |
Posted - 03 June 2007 : 3:34:40 PM
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Is Morris dancing a subset of folk dancing then? Or is it something to do with Druids and Cornwall?
Whatever it is, the people doing it look like complete prats. For some reason they remind me of garden gnomes. |
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