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Gladius
Homosapien
United Kingdom
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Posted - 16 March 2008 : 1:14:02 PM
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Yep you got it, took a little bit, Ankhsy was on the right track.
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Coritanian
Homosapien
United Kingdom
1877 Posts |
 Posted - 16 March 2008 : 1:20:12 PM
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OK here's one:
How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck, if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
(Sorry, it's all I could come up with!)
So when the centurion and those with him, who were guarding Jesus, saw the earthquake and the things that had happened, they feared greatly, saying, “Truly this was the Son of God!”
Matthew 27:54 |
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Gladius
Homosapien
United Kingdom
2142 Posts |
Posted - 17 March 2008 : 2:08:17 PM
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Dunno, tell us 
Do, or do not. There is no 'try' - Yoda
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Manu21
Ape
United Kingdom
877 Posts |
Posted - 17 March 2008 : 6:19:56 PM
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none, they can climb trees but there are a rodent and don't need to chuck wood
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Coritanian
Homosapien
United Kingdom
1877 Posts |
Posted - 18 March 2008 : 09:27:12 AM
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Well, seeing as you happen to be as mall mammal Manu, I guess you would know! Your turn.
So when the centurion and those with him, who were guarding Jesus, saw the earthquake and the things that had happened, they feared greatly, saying, “Truly this was the Son of God!”
Matthew 27:54 |
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Coritanian
Homosapien
United Kingdom
1877 Posts |
Posted - 18 March 2008 : 09:34:40 AM
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HURRAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! I've got 5 stars! I only had 4 stars for about 100 posts aswell. I'm finally at the top of the evolutionary food chain. Not that I believe that kind of nonsense, but sometimes you've got to put your principles aside and go with it!
Sorry Manu, your go!
So when the centurion and those with him, who were guarding Jesus, saw the earthquake and the things that had happened, they feared greatly, saying, “Truly this was the Son of God!”
Matthew 27:54 |
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Gladius
Homosapien
United Kingdom
2142 Posts |
Posted - 18 March 2008 : 11:40:27 AM
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Ha, lucky you, im almost there lol, ill be an ape for a little bit more though!
Do, or do not. There is no 'try' - Yoda
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Manu21
Ape
United Kingdom
877 Posts |
Posted - 18 March 2008 : 5:43:44 PM
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right just go find that book think from before......
hmmm can't find it, but here goes one...
A rooster stands on top of a church, it is sunrise, which direction will it lay its egg?
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Gladius
Homosapien
United Kingdom
2142 Posts |
Posted - 18 March 2008 : 5:55:31 PM
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ermm.... West
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Manu21
Ape
United Kingdom
877 Posts |
Posted - 18 March 2008 : 8:41:45 PM
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anyone else?
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Heid
Single Cell Organism
United Kingdom
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Posted - 18 March 2008 : 9:27:36 PM
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Manu21
Ape
United Kingdom
877 Posts |
Posted - 19 March 2008 : 5:45:01 PM
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got it :P
your turn
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Graeme Canty
Homosapien
United Kingdom
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Gladius
Homosapien
United Kingdom
2142 Posts |
Posted - 20 March 2008 : 11:27:59 AM
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White, its a polar bear because the walls all face south becuase its right on the pole.
Do, or do not. There is no 'try' - Yoda
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Graeme Canty
Homosapien
United Kingdom
2264 Posts |
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Gladius
Homosapien
United Kingdom
2142 Posts |
Posted - 20 March 2008 : 1:52:47 PM
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LOL yeah!
Do, or do not. There is no 'try' - Yoda
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Manu21
Ape
United Kingdom
877 Posts |
Posted - 20 March 2008 : 5:46:00 PM
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any more?
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Gladius
Homosapien
United Kingdom
2142 Posts |
Posted - 20 March 2008 : 10:06:13 PM
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ok got one:
Which word is the odd one out:
seventy
brawl
clover
proper
carrot
swing
change
travel
sacred
stone
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Do, or do not. There is no 'try' - Yoda
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Coritanian
Homosapien
United Kingdom
1877 Posts |
Posted - 23 March 2008 : 3:50:48 PM
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They're all the odd one out in their own way. Seventy is the only one that represents a number; Carrot is the only one that's an orange vegetable... I could go on, but I can't be bothered! Can you be more specific?
So when the centurion and those with him, who were guarding Jesus, saw the earthquake and the things that had happened, they feared greatly, saying, “Truly this was the Son of God!”
Matthew 27:54 |
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Gladius
Homosapien
United Kingdom
2142 Posts |
Posted - 23 March 2008 : 4:04:14 PM
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ok its which word, as in the letters that make it up, not the object in which it represents. eg carrot because its spelt C A R R O T. not because its a veg.
Do, or do not. There is no 'try' - Yoda
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Coritanian
Homosapien
United Kingdom
1877 Posts |
Posted - 23 March 2008 : 4:24:39 PM
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OK, that helps. I think I might have it: Is it Carrot, because all the other words contain a word within themselves (eg Swing contains win, sacred contains acre)but carrot doesn't? Instead it is made up of 2 words.
So when the centurion and those with him, who were guarding Jesus, saw the earthquake and the things that had happened, they feared greatly, saying, “Truly this was the Son of God!”
Matthew 27:54 |
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Gladius
Homosapien
United Kingdom
2142 Posts |
Posted - 23 March 2008 : 5:04:29 PM
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Yeah ill give you that, all the words make a different word if you take off the first and last letters, apart from carrot so the answer is carrot 
Do, or do not. There is no 'try' - Yoda
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Manu21
Ape
United Kingdom
877 Posts |
Posted - 25 March 2008 : 6:16:40 PM
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that was clever!
Why can a man living in Oxford never be buried in Cambridge?
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Gladius
Homosapien
United Kingdom
2142 Posts |
Posted - 25 March 2008 : 7:22:31 PM
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You dont bury people who are still alive lol
Do, or do not. There is no 'try' - Yoda
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Coritanian
Homosapien
United Kingdom
1877 Posts |
Posted - 25 March 2008 : 10:22:52 PM
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A man in the old west rides into Dodge City on Friday. He stays there for 3 days and nights then leaves on Friday. How?
So when the centurion and those with him, who were guarding Jesus, saw the earthquake and the things that had happened, they feared greatly, saying, “Truly this was the Son of God!”
Matthew 27:54 |
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Gladius
Homosapien
United Kingdom
2142 Posts |
Posted - 26 March 2008 : 08:55:37 AM
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Friday is his horse's name lol heard these before!
Do, or do not. There is no 'try' - Yoda
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Coritanian
Homosapien
United Kingdom
1877 Posts |
Posted - 26 March 2008 : 09:14:52 AM
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Good show, old chap! Your go.
So when the centurion and those with him, who were guarding Jesus, saw the earthquake and the things that had happened, they feared greatly, saying, “Truly this was the Son of God!”
Matthew 27:54 |
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Manu21
Ape
United Kingdom
877 Posts |
Posted - 26 March 2008 : 8:47:20 PM
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that was my next one Coritanian!!!! Go on Gladius.
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Gladius
Homosapien
United Kingdom
2142 Posts |
Posted - 26 March 2008 : 8:56:29 PM
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Ok this one takes a bit to work out but here we go...
At a recent Pets Anonymous reunion, the attendees were discussing which pets they had recently owned. James used to have a dog. The person who used to own a mouse now owns a cat, but the person who used to have a cat does not have a mouse. Kevin has now or used to have a dog, I can't remember which. Becky has never owned a mouse. Only one person now owns the pet they previously had. Rebecca said very little throughout the meeting and nobody mentioned the hamster. Can you determine who owns which pet and what they used to own?
Do, or do not. There is no 'try' - Yoda
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Coritanian
Homosapien
United Kingdom
1877 Posts |
Posted - 26 March 2008 : 10:38:45 PM
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No I can't. Am I right?
So when the centurion and those with him, who were guarding Jesus, saw the earthquake and the things that had happened, they feared greatly, saying, “Truly this was the Son of God!”
Matthew 27:54 |
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Just a brainteaser for you
